More Trouble Than You're WorthSince I find it a bit annoying when people don't put a description at the beginning of their stories, I shall put one here,to much detail would spoil the fun though, so it'll just be a brief one.More Trouble Than You're Worth by Pand0ru
Out of necessity, Greed hires on a completely ordinary human being to work for him. Not totally an AU but it won't be crossing the main story. Slice of life genre.
Chapter 1: 2500
"Wa-was my cooking not good enough?" A short full-figured teenager asked the old man on the other side of the cafe order window.
"No, no your cooking was superb." He replied, stroking his elegantly groomed beard.
'You didn't make the cut brat. Now stop bitching and get out of the way for the people who have a reason to be here!' Greed mentally snapped at the back of the girls head. The little conversation the pair was having had costed him at least two minutes. Of course he was keeping track, time was another one of the many, many things he was greedy about.
"It's nothing to do with skill, mi
FMA - The Souffle Disaster(Note: This fic is pure crack and slash free!)FMA - The Souffle Disaster by Kellatrix
Dolcetto woke to a floating head, whispering forcefully in his face. A head framed with short, blonde hair and marked with a green tattoo, slithering up its cheek.
"Hey, Fido. Wake up."
"Don't call me that." He sat up, scratching his head as Martel drew her head back in closer to her shoulders. "And you shouldn't stretch your neck like that. One of these days, it's gonna get stuck." He grinned. "And then you'd look pretty stupid."
"Not as stupid as you look right now. And be quiet! You're going to wake everybody up." She took a cook book out from behind her back. "Come on. Today, we're gonna do it for real."
Dolcetto groaned. "Not that again. C'mon, Boss can eat takeout just like the rest of us."
"After all he's done for us? We've got to at least try to do something. We have no cash, very few talents, and a kitchen that once outfitted this place. We don't have any perishable stuff, but I think we can nick that easy enough."
"Something in t
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